Become a Laird or Lady Gift Tin

Break Out Your Kilt and Party Like its 1499 !

This is no joke friends! The contents of this tin will literally transform you into a legitimate Laird (pronounced 'Lord') or Lady (pronounced 'Lady'). That means you can start using this title on your business cards, voicemail messages, and on your morning latte where the barista pens your name. Scottish landowners are legally entitled to use the title Laird. Female Lairds can choose to be a Laird or a Lady, the generally-accepted female equivalent.

Upon registering this gift you will own a genuine piece of land in the grounds of Dunans Castle in the Scottish Highlands, and thus become a Laird or Lady! You will be sent an official personalized land ownership certificate and a Proof of Title card, so you can prove your new rightful title to doubting friends and family.

Tin includes a welcome letter, registration details, history of Dunan's Castle, poster of the castle, and Life as a Laird or Lady booklet.

Please note, though this item officially makes you a Laird or a Lady, we cannot force your friends and family to address you as such....that's your job. However, there are a few entitlements that come with these honors:

• You may now officially call out to The Loch Ness Monster by her common name- 'Nessie'.
• Eat all the haggis you want- nobody's going to stop you now!
• All your junk mail will no longer be addressed to 'Occupant'. It should now arrive as 'To Laird or Lady of the Manor'. if it doesn't., take it up with Uncle Sam.
• Going 'commando' beneath your kilt will no longer be considered a fashion 'faux pas' - it is now your inalienable right!